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The Crow

The Crow

  • Status: Released
  • 21-08-2024
  • Runtime: 111 min
  • Score: 5.832
  • Vote count: 1142

Soulmates Eric and Shelly are brutally murdered when the demons of her dark past catch up with them. Given the chance to save his true love by sacrificing himself, Eric sets out to seek merciless revenge on their killers, traversing the worlds of the living and the dead to put the wrong things right.

Bill Skarsgård

Eric

FKA twigs

Shelly Webster

Danny Huston

Vincent Roeg

Josette Simon

Sophia Webster

Laura Birn

Marion

Sami Bouajila

Kronos

Karel Dobrý

Roman

Jordan Bolger

Chance

Sebastian Orozco

Dom

David Bowles

Wickham

Tundy Smith

Lex

Samba Goldin

Jay

Isabella Wei

Zadie

Jordan Haj

Adam

Dukagjin Podrimaj

Detective Milch

Darija Pavlovičová

Gray

Caolan O'Neil-Forde

Punk Inmate

Janek Gregor

Large Inmate

Lukáš Duy Anh Tran

Skinny Inmate

Solo Uniacke

Young Eric

Brian Caspe

Simon Elbe / Therapist

Peter Parker Mensah

Kelly (Guard)

Gregory Gudgeon

James

Bethany Adams

Clinical Aid

Jakub Strach

Chance Friend #4

Robert James Rich

Chance Friend #1

Vladimír Nezdaril

Change Friend #2

Beáta Golová

Chance Friend #3

Jim High

Uniformed Cop #1

Seam Turay

Uniformed Cop #2

Lada Bočková

Soloist #1

Daniel Matoušek

Soloist #2

David Evropejský

Mentor

Monika Kvasničková

Eric's Mother

Andrea Miltner

Music Teacher

Paul Maynard

Card Dealer

Leona Skleničková

Emma

Sinéad Phelps

EMT #1

Daniel Szelezsán

EMT #2 Kronos Look Alike

Emmanuel Iloegbunam

Drug Dealer

Paul Dean

Guard

Antonín Hausknecht

Friendly Driver (Stunt Driver)

Baha Chbani

Arabic Businessman #2

Ahmad Alhadi

Arabic Businessman #1

Jan Budař

Opera Fighter

CinemaSerf

I think the best plan of attack for this film is to forget all about Brandon Lee's 1994 version and treat this as a stand-alone vehicle for Bill Skarsgård to show off his ninja skills. He's "Eric" who encounters "Shellly" (FKA twigs) and is then promptly embroiled in the devilish machinations of "Roeg" (Danny Huston) who ensures that his hench-woman "Marion" (Laura Birn) kills them both. Turns out, though, that "Eric" still has enough purity of soul left to return to the land of the living and so long as he is touched by true love's kiss sort of thing, will remain immortal long enough to avenge the couple. Yes, there is a crow - the embodiment of his spirit when he goes on his murderous spree, but that whole theme isn't at all developed so let's just forget about that and revert to the whole point of the film - an excuse to pack loads of slaughter, acrobatics and dark, eerie photography into all but two hours of repetitious mediocrity. The camera likes Skarsgård well enough, and there's certainly plenty of him to see here as he takes on all comers. Why were they killed though? Who is "Roeg"? Sure, you can put your own interpretation onto the story if you can be bothered, but director Rupert Sanders has almost entirely focussed on the gloomy and very wet imagery and decided against putting any meat on the bones of the story or the characters. There's a welcome paucity of dialogue throughout and FKA clearly twigged there wasn't much for her to do here so leaves much of the film to her co-star trying his best to be an amalgam of "John Wick" and "Selene" from "Underworld" (2003). It does look good but hasn't an original feather in it's body. It's nice to see Josette Simon (remember "Blake's Seven"?) on the big screen, albeit briefly, but this is really all very disappointing.

r96sk

Closer to <em>'Morbius'</em> than it is to <em>'The Crow'</em>. That is... A: not even a joke, it honestly felt similar vibe-wise to that infamous <em>'Sony's Spider-Man Universe'</em> movie for large portions. B: not as big a slight as you may think, as I didn't dislike that Jared Leto flick as much as most others did (not saying it's good, mind). Still, this version of the highly regarded 1994 picture isn't all that, I'm afraid. it almost feels like something completely different, they could've altered a few minor things and made an entirely original film to be honest. I found the pacing to be particularly off, while the antagonist(s) are extremely plain throughout. I do have some positives. Bill Skarsgård and FKA Twigs make for a solid pairing, I sensed enough chemistry between them and both their performances are satisfactory. The music is decent, while some of the kills are creatively done and well shown onsreen. All in all, however, it's a thumbs down from me; no copyright infringement intended, Messrs Siskel and Ebert.

MovieGuys

WOW this is awful. I remember the original Crow film with Brandon Lee (who sadly passed away making the film), which was reasonable but this so called remake, is, simply put, a cinematic train wreck. Eric (The Crow) is, it seems, not really the main character (he's elbowed aside by his drug addict, criminally linked, ex prostitute girlfriend). Apparently Eric, not to be entirely outdone however, is also a drug addict. Both he and the upcoming love interest attend a drug rehab centre, where everyone dresses like extra's from a Pink Panther movie. Oh and poor Eric's a wuss, who's bullied until he and his lady friend escape, have a tryst and are promptly croaked by some bad guys, who are after his dodgy lady friend. At this point and for reasons that seem, to say the least, far fetched, Eric is resurrected, as a mostly inept, anti hero tasked with seeking revenge. Suffice to say, this remake is filled with characters who are deeply unlikable and a central plot that's not only weak tea but make's little rational sense. Backed by a so called love story, that's about as appetising, as a two week old bowl of clam chowder. In summary, the original The Crow film from way back when is a cinematic masterpiece, when compared to this dismal retake. In my opinion, one to avoid.