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Big Shark

Big Shark

  • Status: Released
  • 28-04-2023
  • Runtime: 105 min
  • Score: 5.8
  • Vote count: 5

Three firefighters must save New Orleans from a gigantic shark.

Tommy Wiseau

Patrick

Isaiah LaBorde

Tim

Mark Valeriano

Georgie

Wayne Douglas Morgan

Captain Joe

Raul Phoenix

Tony

Erica Mary Gillheeney

Charlotte

Ashton Leigh

Sophia

Joseph Poliquin

Alex

Jeff Pearson

Dan Lancing

Kaleb Naquin

Roger

Amber Nicole Dalton

Billie Dalton

Elaina Guidry

Melanie

Thomas Johnston

Paul

CinemaSerf

In order to fully appreciate this film you need two things. Lots of drink before it starts and a decent amount of audience participation. That's because it's terrible. Now I know that the creator of "The Room" (2003) was unlikely to deliver us an award-winning epic, but I think even I was disappointed by just how poor this is. When New Orleans is threatened not only by rising flood waters, but by a menacing shark it falls to three highly decorated fire-fighters to find away to save their city. The acting and dialogue are like a very bad rehearsal for a "Bill & Ted" film, the visual effects stop being entertaining fairly quickly and that just leaves us with a mess of a movie that all-too-often just made me cringe. Tommy Wiseau is clearly a shrewd man, but this attempt to make a silk purse from a sow's ear is just risible on about every level and even with ensemble guffaws of embarrassment from the other suitably lubricated folks in the cinema it becomes pretty much unwatchable. A parody of many other films, it may be trying to be - but for me, well it's just not funny!