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Murderers' Row

Murderers' Row

  • Status: Released
  • 20-12-1966
  • Runtime: 105 min
  • Score: 5.7
  • Vote count: 37

The handsome top agent Matt dies a tragic death in his bath tub - the women mourn about the loss. However it's just faked for his latest top-secret mission: He shall find Dr. Solaris, inventor of the Helium laser beam, powerful enough to destroy a whole continent. It seems Dr. Solaris has been kidnapped by a criminal organization. The trace leads to the Cote D'Azur.

Dean Martin

Matt Helm

Ann-Margret

Suzie Solaris

Karl Malden

Julian Wall

Camilla Sparv

Coco Duquette

James Gregory

MacDonald

Beverly Adams

Lovey Kravezit

Richard Eastham

Dr. Norman Solaris

Tom Reese

Ironhead

Duke Howard

Billy Orcutt

Ted Hartley

Guard

Marcel Hillaire

Police Capt. Deveraux

Corinne Cole

Miss January

Robert Terry

Dr. Rogas

Dean Paul Martin

Self

Desi Arnaz Jr.

Self

Billy Hinsche

Self

Jacqueline Fontaine

Singer at Wake (uncredited)

Soon-Tek Oh

Tempura (uncredited)

Gary Lasdun

Philippe (uncredited)

Mary Jane Mangler

Miss February (uncredited)

Amadee Chabot

Miss March (uncredited)

Luci Ann Cook

Miss April (uncredited)

Marilyn Tindall

Miss May (uncredited)

Dee Duffy

Miss June (uncredited)

Jan Watson

Miss July (uncredited)

Rena Horten

Miss August (uncredited)

Mary Hughes

Miss September (uncredited)

Dale Brown

Miss October (uncredited)

Lynn Hartoch

Miss November (uncredited)

Barbara Burgess

Miss December (uncredited)

Nadia Sanders

Dominique (uncredited)

Martin Abrahams

Dancer (uncredited)

Dick Delmar

Dancer (uncredited)

Heidi Winston

Dancer (uncredited)

Jay Dee Witney

Dancer (uncredited)

Martin Abrahams

Dancer at club (uncredited)

Tom Anthony

Service Station Attendant (uncredited)

William Bagdad

World Wide Agent (uncredited)

Vincent Barbi

Henchman (uncredited)

Fred Catania

Henchman (uncredited)

Tony Dante

French Sailor (uncredited)

George Dee

Bum (uncredited)

Igor Dega

Policeman (uncredited)

Nick Dimitri

Guard (uncredited)

Dirk Evans

Guard (uncredited)

Peter Finch

British agent (uncredited)

Virginia Ann Ford

Jeanne (uncredited)

Helen Funai

Bath Attendant (uncredited)

Dee Gardner

Slaygirl (uncredited)

Richard Gardner

Guard (uncredited)

Joseph Gazal

Messenger (uncredited)

Frank Gerstle

Furnas (uncredited)

Joe Gray

Guard (uncredited)

Karen Joy

Waitress (uncredited)

Max Kleven

Fortress Guard (uncredited)

Beatriz Monteil

World Wide Agent (uncredited)

Morry Ogden

Fortress Guard (uncredited)

Bob Peoples

Fortress Guard (uncredited)

Alex Rodine

Guard (uncredited)

Dale Van Sickel

Fortress Guard (uncredited)

Wuchak

**_Britain has James Bond while America has (the inferior) Matt Helm_** An American ICE agent (Dean Martin) fakes his own death and goes to the French Riviera to track down the creator of a device that uses the concentrated power of sunlight for mass destruction. A diabolical organization has taken the scientist captive with intent to use his weapon for world domination. Karl Malden plays the leader of BIG O. "Murderer’s Row” (1966) was the second of four Matt Helm movies released in three years from winter, 1966, to winter, 1969. The franchise was obviously inspired by the great success of the first four James Bond flicks from 1962-1965. Unlike the books (and Bond), the tone is lighthearted and spoofy with Martin doing his wink-at-the-camera act, similar to the contemporaneous Derek Flint flicks with James Coburn, not to mention Raquel Welch’s “Fathom” (1967). The tagline for the first film in the Helm series, “The Silencers,” was “guns, gadgets, girls,” but a more accurate description would be “guns, gadgets, girls and booze.” Naturally these are worthwhile flicks to experience the fun, colorful side of the 60s, but since the spy exploits are played as a low-key joke, there’s no sense of danger and, worse, the story simply isn’t compelling, at least in “Murderer’s Row.” Yeah, there are several attractive females on hand with Ann-Margret being the most charismatic and alluring, but they’re all so thin and unshapely they’re kinda meh. Don’t get me wrong, Ann is a top-of-the-line beauty, as witnessed in Elvis’ “Viva Las Vegas” (1964), but she obviously lost weight in the two years leading up to this flick. It’s a shame because she lost her shapely appeal. However, if you prefer women with stick figures, you won’t have a problem. These fun 007-imitation flicks from the 60s all came & went and are forgotten, while the James Bond franchise marches on decade after decade. There’s a reason for this. The film runs 1 hour, 45 minutes. While second unit teams shot sequences in Villefranche-sur-Mer (France), Monte Carlo (Monaco) and the Isle of Wight for the hovercraft and helicopter scenes (England), Martin refused to go to Europe so all of his scenes were done in Hollywood. GRADE: C