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Vampire Assassin

Vampire Assassin

  • Status: Released
  • 09-08-2005
  • Runtime: 90 min
  • Score: 2.136
  • Vote count: 11

Martial artist Ron Hall stars in this dark vampire thriller reminiscent of BLADE. Ambitious cop Derek (Hall) is dogged by a phobia that is unfortunate in his line of work. Having witnessed his father's murder as a young child, he is deathly afraid of blood, but when he takes the law into his own hands to catch underworld counterfeiter Gustoff Slovak, he is forced to face his fear. The operation blows up in his face, resulting in a massacre that leaves Derek the only one of his team to survive. Derek reaches the shocking conclusion that Slovak is actually a vampire, and joins forces with the last in a long line of vampire hunters, Master Kao, who agrees to train Derek in his ancient art. However, in order to combat Slovak--whose past intersects with Derek's own in disturbing ways--Derek must become that which he hates the most: a vampire.

Ron Hall

Derek Washington

Mel Novak

Gustoff Slovak

Gerald Okamura

Master Kao

Rudy Ray Moore

Merry Birchfield

Samantha Morris (as Merry Everest)

Anthony Chow

Chadwick Pelletier

Elle Beyer

Vampire

Jon Fink

Jerry Curl Vampire

B.J. Smith

Zombie

Christian Milano

Hit Man

Keith Daniels

Big Snaps

Evan Katz

Patrol Cop 1

Brandy Bardeux

Jennifer Bartecchi

Secretary

Lon Beyer

Assassin

Ben Brown

Cheyenne Camille

Maurice Carriere

Officer Coleman

Shawn Cephas

Shadow Warrior 2

Bryant Cook

Mob Thug

Keith Daniels

Big Snaps

Tobias Daniels

Joe De Robbio

Spaghetti Cop

Eliah Gersti

Ilya Gorovatsky

Zahra Heydari

Vampirella

Ross Hoagland

Vampire Harrison

Gary Johnson

Evan H. Katz

Patrol Cop 1

Jesse Kitten

Barry Ray

Mitzi Knight

Ancient Female Vampire / Office Cop

Shin Koyamada

Club Hood

Niki Latrese

Tony Lawson

Patrol Cop 2

Cristian Lavin

Hit Man

Brad Maynard

Captain Baynard

Jeff McDonald

Ilaria Oaklander

Terminator Cop

Joe Pavoncordero

Slug / Office Cop

Robert Redfeather

Red Dog Blade Fighter

Keith Rosary

Leather Staff Fighter

Desi Singh

Gustoff Slovak's Lawyer

B.J. Smith

Zombie

Germain Soto

McKay Stewart

Spike

Steve Thorpe

Adrian Vatsky

Edwin Villa

Party Kicker

Eric Von Kritlow

Captain Hall

Bobby Waldron

SWAT Detective

Megan Walls

April Williams

Dwey Wong

Boss Wang

Stan Wong

Shadow Warrior 1

SkippyTexas77

I first discovered this movie when I was working in a video store right after high school. I saw the cheesy cover, the Lions Gate logo, and thought, "How bad could it be?" It was baaaaaaaaaad. Ron Hall seems like he does have some martial arts chops, but acting and directing are definitely not his forte. Once the credits started rolling, I immediately recognized the production company as the same guys who made 'Future War' and a ton of Gary Daniels' early flicks. None of which were particularly good, but all entertaining in that low-budget sorta way. Back in '05, it seemed Lions Gate was buying up nearly every low-budget independent film, slapping a decent-looking cover on a DVD, and hurling them into video stores every single week. I wound up renting most of them (hey, it was free) and 'Vampire Assassin' is one of the few that stuck with me. So much so that a couple months back the film popped into my head and I had to track down a copy on eBay. (Shipping cost more than the disc.) Either way, the film is clearly shot on mini-DV, so it has that mid-2000s digital video look. The special effects are terrible. The fights are painfully staged. Occasionally they speed up the frame-rate of the fights, causing it to look like a drug-enduced Benny Hill skit. I remember laughing hysterically when I first rented it. Now, nearly ten years later, I laughed just as hard. And, if nothing else, whether you're laughing with or at it, the film succeeds in being entertaining. And for that, it's worth seeing.