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Hansel and Gretel Get Baked

Hansel and Gretel Get Baked

  • Status: Released
  • 19-02-2013
  • Runtime: 86 min
  • Score: 5.154
  • Vote count: 230

An intense new marijuana strain named “Black Forest” is taking Los Angeles by storm, and Gretel’s stoner boyfriend can’t get enough. But when the old woman growing the popular drug turns out to be an evil witch, cooking and eating her wasted patrons for their youth, Gretel and her brother Hansel must save him from a gruesome death — or face the last high of their lives.

Molly C. Quinn

Gretel

Michael Welch

Hansel

Lara Flynn Boyle

Agnes/The Witch

Cary Elwes

The Meter Man

Lochlyn Munro

Officer Ritter

Yancy Butler

Officer Hart

Bianca Saad

Bianca

Edward Zo

Teenager #1

Andrew James Allen

Ashton

Reynaldo Gallegos

Carlos

Eddy Martin

Manny

Joe Ordaz

Jorge

Celestino Cornielle

Octavio

David Tillman

Norm

Claudia Choi

Sam

Doug Haley

Teenager #2

Xavier Kai Roy

Bicycle Kid #1

Xander Kekoa Roy

Bicycle Kid #2

Danielle Adams

Paramedic

Lexie Hofer

Coed #1

Karissa Thoma

Coed #2

Orvis Slack

Paramedic (uncredited)

Wuchak

_**Entertaining comedy/horror based on the Brothers Grimm tale with Molly Quinn**_ A witch (Lara Flynn Boyle) is living in a mansion in Pasadena, California, making potent marijuana in her basement and preying on the local stoners. Molly Quinn & Michael Welch play the titular siblings who investigate, along with a Latina friend (Bianca Saad). “Hansel & Gretel Get Baked” (2013) is an amusingly horrific take on the German fairy tale by the Brothers Grimm, envisioning events in the modern day with the witch preying on potheads. Witch-themed films were trendy at the time and this flick took advantage of the contemporaneous big budget "Hansel & Gretel: Witch Hunters" (2013), as did a few other mockbusters: "Witchslayer Gretl" (2012), The Asylum's "Hansel & Gretel" (2013) and Lionsgate's "Hansel & Gretel: Warriors of Witchcraft" (2013). While it’s not in the same league as the kick-axx "Hansel & Gretel: Witch Hunters," it’s amusing enough in its one-dimensional scope. Ultra-cute Molly is a highlight and worth the price of admission while Flynn Boyle hams it up as the perversely ee-vil sorceress. There’s a nice balance of amusement and horror. The film runs 1 hour, 26 minutes and was shot in Los Angeles. GRADE: B-