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Help!

Help!

  • Status: Released
  • 29-07-1965
  • Runtime: 92 min
  • Score: 6.827
  • Vote count: 332

An obscure Eastern cult that practices human sacrifice pursues Ringo after he unknowingly puts on a ceremonial ring (that, of course, won't come off). On top of that, a pair of mad scientists, members of Scotland Yard, and a beautiful but dead-eyed assassin all have their own plans for the Fab Four.

George Harrison

George

John Lennon

John

Paul McCartney

Paul

Ringo Starr

Ringo

Leo McKern

Clang

Eleanor Bron

Ahme

Victor Spinetti

Prof. Foot

Roy Kinnear

Algernon

John Bluthal

Bhuta

Patrick Cargill

Superintendent

Warren Mitchell

Abdul

Alfie Bass

Doorman

Peter Copley

Jeweller

Bruce Lacey

Lawnmower

Dandy Nichols

Neighbour

Gretchen Franklin

Neighbour

Louis Mansi

Priest/Thug

Ronnie Brody

Priest/Thug

Rupert Evans

Priest/Thug

Bob Godfrey

Priest/Thug

Golda Casimir

Temple Cleaner

Deborah DeLacey

High Priestess

Eve Eden

High Priestess

Marie-Lise

High Priestess

Zienia Merton

High Priestess (uncredited)

Gai Wright

High Priestess

Zorenah Osborne

High Priestess (uncredited)

Mal Evans

Channel Swimmer

Jeremy Lloyd

Restaurant Patron

Imogen Hassall

Restaurant Patron

Allan Mitchell

Engineer

Jack Hetherington

Commuter

Thomas Baptiste

Bahamian Police Chief

Ian Wilson

Power Station Operative

Patricia Hayes

Woman washing paint off sacrificial victim

Jenny Landry

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Ringo Starr and Leo McKern steal their scenes in this entertaining vehicle for the Beatles. The former is sent a magic ring that won’t come off, which is unfortunate because the latter (“Clang”) has decided that the wearer of this jewel is to be sprayed in red paint and then ritually sacrificed to appease his cultish god. When the dead-pan Ringo realises just what peril he is in, he tries to get some scientists to help out and that only makes matters worse. You see the men in the white coats also realise that this ring is unique and they want it too! If it can’t come off voluntarily then “Foot” (Victor Spinetti) and his hapless sidekick “Algernon” (the ever reliable Roy Kinnear) will just have to resort to more drastic measures. What now ensues sees a series of “Fu Manchu” meets “Pink Panther” meets “Dads Army” escapades with loads of messy slapstick comedy to accompany plenty of set piece Beatles numbers like “Help”, “Ticket to Ride” and “You’ve Got to Hide Your Love Away” - all segued between some Beethoven and even a little Wagner. It’s an out-and-out comedy, very much of it’s time and Richard Lester allows the lads to behave really quite engagingly whilst their more professional acting co-stars to do what heavy lifting there needs to be. Apparently we have the lady who invented the sewing machine to thank for this, even if she wasn’t actually called “Singer”!