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Hatchet

Hatchet

  • Status: Released
  • 27-04-2006
  • Runtime: 84 min
  • Score: 5.8
  • Vote count: 647

When a group of tourists on a New Orleans haunted swamp tour find themselves stranded in the wilderness, their evening of fun and spooks turns into a horrific nightmare.

Joel David Moore

Ben

Amara Zaragoza

Marybeth Dunstan

Deon Richmond

Marcus

Kane Hodder

Victor Crowley / Thomas Crowley

Joleigh Fioravanti

Jenna

Mercedes McNab

Misty

Joel Murray

Doug Shapiro

Parry Shen

Shawn

Richard Riehle

Jim Permatteo

Patrika Darbo

Shannon Permatteo

Robert Englund

Samson Dunstan

Joshua Leonard

Ainsley Dunstan

Tony Todd

Reverend Zombie

John Carl Buechler

Jack Cracker

Rileah Vanderbilt

Young Victor Crowley

Adam Weisman

Halloween Skeleton

Adam Green

Buddy #1

Will Barratt

Bystander (uncredited)

Lance Kelly

Buddy #2

John Gross

Buddy #3

Makenzie Sims

Kid at Country Store

Brandon Gonsalves

Halloween Pig

Danielle Victor

Halloween Clown

Chris Bailey

Drunk Partier

James L. Bills

Mardi Gras Party Guy

Gary Desroche

Screaming Drunk Guy

Kristin Michelle Duncil

Mardi Gras Extra

Sarah Elbert

Vomiting Girl

David Foy

Hillbilly

Jessica Luebe

Balcony Flasher #1

April Montgomery

Party Girl

Johnny Rock

Mardi Gras Partygoer

Brandy Scott

Kissing Couple

Wuchak

_**Slasher parody with good plot & technical work, but too raunchy and not funny enough**_ Tired of partying on Bourbon Street, a guy and his buddy (Joel David Moore and Deon Richmond) decide to take a night sightsee with other tourists at the alligator-infested bog, unaware of the dubious nature of the tour and the legend of a notorious hatchet man lurking the woods. "Hatchet" (2006) is a horror/comedy/spoof that combines the indoor swamp sets of “Man-Thing” (2005) with elements of the “Wrong Turn” or “Friday the 13th” franchises and the parody tone of “Club Dread” (2004). Regrettably, it’s the least of these. There’s nothing wrong with the cast or technical filmmaking as the gore, F/X and swamp sets are fine, although the ‘monster’ make-up looks kinda cartoonish (which fits the genre). While it’s relatively amusing and occasionally funny, it’s hindered by an odious raunchy air right out of the gate. For instance, the two supposedly hot girls flash their breasts every 5 minutes in the first half hour. Don’t take that as prudish, I’m just pointing out that a movie is questionable when it goes overboard with female nudity to hide its deficiencies. Meanwhile the heroine played by Amara Zaragoza is interesting, but she has little sex appeal, although that’s a matter of taste. I could handle those flaws if the story was more compelling and the humor more amusing, yet that’s not the case. Although the plot is great, the script needed a rewrite to flesh out better prospects. But that takes time & money and the flick only cost 1.5 million, which is almost six times LESS than what “Club Dread” cost. I should add that Kane Hodder plays the Jason-like antagonist while Robert Englund has a cameo in the opening. The film runs 1 hour, 24 minutes, with a longer version running an additional 9 minutes. It was shot in New Orleans (Mardi Gras sequences) with the swamp scenes done in a convincing indoor set at Sable Ranch, Santa Clarita, California. GRADE: C-/D+