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Machete Kills

Machete Kills

  • Status: Released
  • 12-09-2013
  • Runtime: 108 min
  • Score: 5.616
  • Vote count: 1958

Ex-Federale agent Machete is recruited by the President of the United States for a mission which would be impossible for any mortal man – he must take down a madman revolutionary and an eccentric billionaire arms dealer who has hatched a plan to spread war and anarchy across the planet.

Danny Trejo

Machete Cortez

Mel Gibson

Luther Voz

Demián Bichir

Mendez

Amber Heard

Blanca Vasquez / Miss San Antonio

Michelle Rodriguez

Luz

Sofía Vergara

Desdemona

Charlie Sheen

Mr. President

Jessica Alba

Sartana Rivera

Lady Gaga

La Camaleon

Alexa PenaVega

KillJoy

Vanessa Hudgens

Cereza Desdemona

Tom Savini

Osiris Amanpour

Cuba Gooding Jr.

El Camaleon

Antonio Banderas

El Camaleon

Walton Goggins

El Camaleon

William Sadler

Sheriff Doakes

Marko Zaror

Zaror

Julio Oscar Mechoso

Chepo

Billy Blair

Billy

Samuel Davis

Clebourne

Felix Sabates

Doc Felix

Electra Avellan

Nurse Mona

Elise Avellan

Nurse Lisa

Marci Madison

Nurse Fine

Callie Hernandez

Space Babe

Alejandro Antonio

Boss of Mendez

Crystal Martinez

Wife of Mendez

Corey Burton

Trailer Voice Guy (voice)

Elon Musk

Elon Musk

Emmy Robbin

Pris

Jason Christopher

Lieutenant Brass

Sam Medina

Cartel Leader

J.J. Perry

Voz's Henchman (uncredited)

Alexander Rodnyansky

Radio Guest (uncredited)

Vincent Fuentes

Cabrito Cook

Elle LaMont

Dollface

Jorge A. Jimenez

Dying Cartel Guy

Per Gunnar Jonsson

I wonder what drugs Rodriguez was on when he wrote this movie but he must have been under the influence of something since it is even more weird and insanely violent than his usual concoctions. What is worse it that it really is somewhat incoherent, like ideas for scenes was just strung together with no real concern for the overall picture. I did like the movie as a two-hour distraction from reality and I had quite a few laughs at the ludicrously violent scenes. Unfortunately some of them made me squirm in my seat because the where not really funny-violent but just silly-violent. Charlie Sheen as a president was a real really poor choice of actor. Mel Gibson as Voz was better and I have to confess that I do like Michelle Rodriguez. Lady Gaga? Well, “bof” as the French say. Machete himself, which to me was one of the main reasons for watching the movie, was also a bit of a disappointment. He walked through the movie like he was just boored being on the set. There was never any real spark. At the end of the movie I have to say that I felt a little disappointed. As I wrote, I did like it but it never reached the levels of enjoyment that I hoped for.