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The High Crusade

The High Crusade

  • Status: Released
  • 02-06-1994
  • Runtime: 100 min
  • Score: 5
  • Vote count: 16

A Monty Pythonesque tale of a band of Crusaders who find themselves in possession of an alien ship and the alien to pilot it. Armed with the means to conquer the Holy Land, the naive Crusaders set off on a grand crusade, only to find themselves not in Jerusalem, but at the mercy of an entire alien world.

John Rhys-Davies

Bruder Parvus

Rick Overton

Sir Roger

Michael Des Barres

Monsieur du Lac

Catherine Punch

Lady Catherine

Patrick Brymer

Red John

Debbie Lee Carrington

Branithar

Rinaldo Talamonti

Alien Chief

Frank Kanakusen

Alien Assistant

Tahareh Becker

Alien Assistant

Ray Cokes

Messenger

Holger Neuhäuser

Hubert

Werner Baum

Lars

Tim Luna

Squire

Fabian Rösler

Squire

Bobby Knoesel

Squire

Patrick E. Abe

I read Poul Anderson's book way back in high school in the 1960's. (The pre-computer, pre-Internet, pre-everything Age!.;) The idea that a technologically advanced Alien civilization could be tamed, much less conquered by a "swords-knights-archers" group was intriguing. The War in Vietnam was about to go from "advisors and observers" to "boots on the ground," which resonated with me at the time. I saw this film on DVD and bought it, wondering how this tale played out. The setup was fine, then the spaceship landed at a gate...and went no farther. Did the producers runs out of money or ideas? (Or both?) Comedy may be hard, but this back-and-forth "five finger exercise" got OLD immediately. So the Knights in Shining Armor didn't conquer the technically advanced Alien civilization, but returned to Earth, no wiser and still as parochial as "the nation of shopkeepers" stereotype. This "Ed Wood-level" movie screams for a swashbuckling remake, but "Star Wars" has "been there, done that." Final rating: 2/5, as schticky Anime source material.